Arthur Cotterell Theatre, Kingston Hall Rd, Kingston upon Thames KT1 2AQ This Christmas, Putney Light…
October half-term 2025 at Polka Theatre


Dweeb-A-Mania
Saturday 4 October – Sunday 9 November
8-13 years
Kemi and Norah are mega-nerds through and through. They think they know a lot about… everything! But when popular boy Bentley refuses to invite them to his wrestling-themed party, they discover, to their horror, that he thinks they are dweebs! It turns out that they have a lot to learn – especially about wrestling. Together, they secretly launch a plan to become champion wrestlers, crash Bentley’s party, and prove to everyone that they are, in fact, extremely cool.
Dweeb-A-Mania is a punchy, powerful new comedy which celebrates being exactly who you want to be. Get ready for flying kicks, body slams and a mind-blowing number of barbecued chickens!

Well Done, Mummy Penguin
Saturday 18 October – Sunday 2 November
Ages 3-7
“Mummy is good at swimming,” says Little Penguin. “She’ll be back home soon, won’t she?”
“She sure will,” says Daddy Penguin.
Amidst the snowy Antarctic landscape, Mummy Penguin is off to find a fishy dinner for her family. Daddy and Little Penguin watch in suspense as Mummy swims through the icy waters, climbs the perilous cliffs and tiptoes past some grumpy, just-awakened seals. Can she do it? Well done, Mummy Penguin!
With a nod to the fascinating nature of penguin parenting, Well Done, Mummy Penguin is a stage adaptation of the latest picture book from award-winning writer and illustrator Chris Haughton, and an irresistible ode to family bonds and incredible parents everywhere.
Brought to life by the team behind the award nominated ‘Oh No, George!’, Well Done, Mummy Penguin features daring acrobatics, integrated sign language, creative captions and heartwarming humour.

October half-term workshops
Family Glow Jar Making
Make your own glow jar using real autumn leaves, foliage and ferns
Tuesday 28 October
Ages 4+
10-11am/ 11.30am-12.30pm
From £15* (Adult & child)
Stage Combat Masterclass
Learn the secrets of choreographed combat from a professional instructor, inspired by Dweeb-A-Mania.
Wednesday 29 October
Ages 8-12
10am-4pm
From £50* (child only)
Voyage to the South Pole
Immerse yourself in an interactive story in our sensory studio, inspired by Well Done, Mummy Penguin.
Thursday 30 October
Ages 0-4
Varied
From £12* (Adult & child)
Wicked Wardrobe Workshop
Create the perfect spooky character with monster masks, creepy claws and haunted hats.
Friday 31 October
Ages 5-8
10.30am – 3.30pm
From £50* (Child only)